Signs Seen in Baltimore and Other Sign Ideas

There are reports of random signs being posted in Baltimore. They are here:

Recent homemade signs on telephone poles in my town:

"Smiling is not cost-effective."
"To create profit you must create problems."
"Statistically speaking, the person you are with is either a terrorist or has an STD."
"This could have been the best day of your life." [This idea made an impression on this person.]
"GET BACK TO WORK."
"Trust no one...[...]...we know what's best for you."
"Is this all there is for you?"

It's one guy with a printer, and no explanation given. Been going on for a couple of months now.


Later posters on the same page list signs they thought might be interesting:


"I was bored so i made a sign"
"This is a sign"
"Here's your sign"
"This is my hobby"
"This is a statement, can you guess what it is?"


and...


"Could you be doing something more worthwhile?"
"Be where you are."
"Did you forget something?"


and...


"Money is a loaded subject"
"Just another lone wolf"


and...


"What are you looking at?"


and...


"The World Ended Two Days Ago. --Don't Ask."


And a student at UW came up with ideas for signs she wants to stand out on the Quad with herself...


"You are good enough"
"We all have secrets"